whatheballs:

This article is great because that author tried to put in as many dick jokes that he possibly could.

(Source: travalicious)

Posted 3 hours ago at 11:09 am on Tuesday, September 2, 2014 with 393,603 notes
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thisurltotallysucks:

dion-thesocialist:

It’s hilarious that we live in a society that will shame you for how much sex you have and for the junk food you eat. Like, wow, how dare you eat delicious foods and have orgasms, you’re a monster. Enjoy your miserable life filled with pleasures.

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Posted 3 hours ago at 10:58 am on Tuesday, September 2, 2014 with 477,547 notes

(Source: yuuki-mikan)

Posted 13 hours ago at 12:58 am on Tuesday, September 2, 2014 with 12,293 notes
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Reblog if you lick or bite your lips, a lot.

fuark-off:

and if you automatically did either one of the two, or both, don’t even fucking hesitate

(Source: devinbarzallo)

Posted 13 hours ago at 12:54 am on Tuesday, September 2, 2014 with 918,225 notes

squareclocks:

kushroom:

so you’re saying I can win 5 iphones every day??? and all I have to do is give my credit card number on this website I’ve never heard about??? well slam me in my tender butthole sir you’ve just got yourself a deal

Slam me in my tender butthole 


I think I’ve just found my new favorite phrase. 

Posted 13 hours ago at 12:52 am on Tuesday, September 2, 2014 with 137,061 notes
potter-who-lock:

Andy you had one job

potter-who-lock:

Andy you had one job

Posted 13 hours ago at 12:52 am on Tuesday, September 2, 2014 with 87,831 notes
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Posted 13 hours ago at 12:51 am on Tuesday, September 2, 2014 with 1,851 notes
source: staypozitive  |  via: staypozitive
kissmeok:

Love/Couples

kissmeok:

Love/Couples

Posted 14 hours ago at 12:43 am on Tuesday, September 2, 2014 with 122,811 notes
source: kissmeok  |  via: kissmeok

(Source: natebynight)

Posted 22 hours ago at 3:53 pm on Monday, September 1, 2014 with 83,785 notes
source: natebynight  |  via: heyfunniest
"Be soft, kind and loving. But also take nobody’s shit."
Posted 22 hours ago at 3:53 pm on Monday, September 1, 2014 with 207,309 notes
source: travel-as-a-happy-hippie  |  via: eracxus
the4elemelons:

We should fear this guy

the4elemelons:

We should fear this guy

(Source: srsfunny)

Posted 22 hours ago at 3:51 pm on Monday, September 1, 2014 with 252,074 notes
Posted 23 hours ago at 3:48 pm on Monday, September 1, 2014 with 91,147 notes
source: vincentvangaylord  |  via: fostersmoon

nolove-tospeak:

clangnbang:

el-h0mbre:

eatfithappiness:

epic-humor:

Animals Growing Up

Cuz who wouldn’t want this on their dash

MY HEart JFC

THE TURTLE

THE BOXERS omg

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

Posted 23 hours ago at 3:47 pm on Monday, September 1, 2014 with 1,118,144 notes

sansalayned:

Purple is a color associated to sensitive and compassionate people, who think of others before themselves. People with personalities connected to color purple have a peaceful and tranquil quality and a quiet dignity about them. People are drawn to their charismatic and alluring energy. They are idealistic, and often impractical, with a great imagination, dreaming of a future in an ideal fantasy world where you exclude the ugly side of reality. They can be selfish and self-indulgent as they don’t like being imposed upon by others beliefs and regulations. (x)

Sansa Stark ± purple (requested by anonymous.)

Posted 1 day ago at 12:56 pm on Monday, September 1, 2014 with 2,172 notes
source: sansalayned  |  via: gameofgifs

wintercapsicle:

popgeezer:

not-rocket:

don’t leak nudes

leak the avengers: age of ultron trailer

Bravo.

seriously though, where is the Avengers:Age of Ultron trailer. 

Posted 1 day ago at 12:56 pm on Monday, September 1, 2014 with 32,489 notes
source: not-rocket  |  via: gettin-nakie-outside