fuukaphobia:

Have you ever taken a look at something and thought, “This is it. This is why God doesn’t speak to us. We’ve become monsters. Steve Buscemi in Spy Kids was fucking right.”

fuukaphobia:

Have you ever taken a look at something and thought, “This is it. This is why God doesn’t speak to us. We’ve become monsters. Steve Buscemi in Spy Kids was fucking right.”

(Source: coolator)

Posted 1 day ago at 5:19 am on Monday, August 18, 2014 with 74,506 notes
source: coolator  |  via: 420highgallifreyan

unfollower:

tips for college:

  • no 1 cares if you eat alone in the dining hall
  • dont be scared of upperclassmen they dont care
  • dont raise your hand to go to the bathroom 
  • dont bring a handwritten sick note from ur mom
Posted 2 days ago at 2:09 am on Monday, August 18, 2014 with 42,800 notes
rainbow-runners:

grizzlybara:

I accidentally bumped into a Red at otakon and promptly apologized. 
I got a “sorry doesn’t do me shit.” in response.
Perfect.

YES

rainbow-runners:

grizzlybara:

I accidentally bumped into a Red at otakon and promptly apologized. 

I got a “sorry doesn’t do me shit.” in response.

Perfect.

YES

Posted 2 days ago at 2:08 am on Monday, August 18, 2014 with 23,441 notes
source: grizzlybara  |  via: 420highgallifreyan

themajesticfloof:

lion-eyes03:

IF HER BRA MATCHES HER PANTIES THEN CONGRATS YOU’RE GETTING LAID

You know, if you couldn’t tell from the fact that she has stripped down to her bra and panties.

Posted 2 days ago at 1:59 am on Monday, August 18, 2014 with 154,222 notes
source: lion-eyes03  |  via: mrhumor
nerd-tendo:

jagiv:

I was just explaining to my friends how bald eagles are like pigeons in Alaska.

Alaska is freedom

nerd-tendo:

jagiv:

I was just explaining to my friends how bald eagles are like pigeons in Alaska.

Alaska is freedom

(Source: guns-and-humor)

Posted 2 days ago at 1:56 am on Monday, August 18, 2014 with 155,029 notes
source: guns-and-humor  |  via: dark-fantasy123
Posted 2 days ago at 1:55 am on Monday, August 18, 2014 with 70,346 notes

gothtot:

When I was like 8 my mom took sims away bc I made girls kiss lmao nice try mom I’m still gay

Posted 2 days ago at 1:54 am on Monday, August 18, 2014 with 29,215 notes
source: gothtot  |  via: because-cats-thats-why

firelorcl:

i scare people lots because i walk very softly and they don’t hear me enter rooms so when they turn around i’m just kind of there and their fear fuels me

Posted 2 days ago at 1:53 am on Monday, August 18, 2014 with 181,333 notes
source: firelorcl  |  via: dark-fantasy123

we all took something from the disney characters…

(Source: daily-disney)

Posted 2 days ago at 1:52 am on Monday, August 18, 2014 with 20,456 notes
source: daily-disney  |  via: jammerskay

(Source: peterpansflight)

Posted 3 days ago at 2:38 am on Sunday, August 17, 2014 with 10,900 notes
source: peterpansflight  |  via: powerpuft

phatticuss:

cumcream:

cumcream:

What did the cat say to the dog?

cats don’t talk

image

(Source: collxxn)

Posted 3 days ago at 2:37 am on Sunday, August 17, 2014 with 373,366 notes
"It’s so difficult to describe depression to someone who’s never been there, because it’s not sadness. I know sadness. Sadness is to cry and to feel. But it’s that cold absence of feeling— that really hollowed-out feeling."
— J.K. Rowling (via wordsnquotes)

(Source: wordsnquotes)

Posted 3 days ago at 2:34 am on Sunday, August 17, 2014 with 41,736 notes

incognito-author:

vacidicar:

spadenightmaren:

what if your phobias are based off how you died in a past life

Why is this not getting around faster

DUDE

I died from boogers and spit at one point if this is true

Posted 3 days ago at 2:32 am on Sunday, August 17, 2014 with 88,892 notes
source: spadenightmaren  |  via: or--nahh

shaq-stoned:

jyostar:

We’re going to knotts berry farm tomorrow im thinking about that shaq tweet

image

Posted 3 days ago at 2:30 am on Sunday, August 17, 2014 with 27,721 notes
source: jyostar  |  via: thefuuuucomics

bunnyhoodlum:

i find bad jokes funnier than funny jokes

(Source: molgera)

Posted 4 days ago at 12:07 am on Saturday, August 16, 2014 with 598,359 notes
source: molgera  |  via: hahaelena