The question I’m asked most often as a defense attorney is whether I can tell if my clients are innocent or guilty.

I don’t care.

(Source: felixdawkins)

Posted 8 hours ago at 1:43 am on Tuesday, September 30, 2014 with 33,844 notes
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(Source: sandandglass)

Posted 8 hours ago at 1:41 am on Tuesday, September 30, 2014 with 80,110 notes
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pleasestopbeingsad:

things life is too short for:
- hating yourself
- pretending to laugh at “jokes” that are actually just bigoted statements
- not singing along to your favorite songs
- waiting hours to text someone back just to look cool
- bad coffee
- bad books
- mean people
- body shaming
- letting other people dictate your life
- larry’s storyline

(Source: positivedoodles)

Posted 8 hours ago at 1:40 am on Tuesday, September 30, 2014 with 185,773 notes

beer-shits:

If anyone needs me I’ll be drinking on the porch and throwing the ball for my dogs because I’m not really good at anything else.

Posted 8 hours ago at 1:40 am on Tuesday, September 30, 2014 with 10 notes
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the-sad-deku:

preschtale:

logicgoeshere:

der-prinz-aus-stahl:

basiumis:

datjukebird:

condensation

Condensation

cream

The best are the shirts with sayings:

PEANUTBUTTERCHOCOLATEBAR
MOTHERFUCKER

WHY CAN’T WE BUY THESE IN AMERICA?!

(Source: makemelaughblog)

Posted 8 hours ago at 1:32 am on Tuesday, September 30, 2014 with 515,873 notes

WHEN MY FRIEND GETS SLOPPY DRUNK AND I HAVE TO DELIVER HER TO HER BOYFRIEND

helloloveyes:

dejanentendu:

college-life-crisis:

image

I almost spit out my water

I´m laughing so much!

Posted 8 hours ago at 1:11 am on Tuesday, September 30, 2014 with 239,355 notes
proud-atheist:

Grading the ten commandmentshttp://proud-atheist.tumblr.com

proud-atheist:

Grading the ten commandments
http://proud-atheist.tumblr.com

Posted 8 hours ago at 1:08 am on Tuesday, September 30, 2014 with 272 notes
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Real back to school essentials

highly-functioningfangirl:

• Headphones
• 3 interesting facts about yourself
• a slightly exaggerated story about what you did this summer

Posted 8 hours ago at 1:07 am on Tuesday, September 30, 2014 with 137,101 notes
"Don’t kiss me if you’re afraid of thunder. My life is a storm."
— Anita Krizzan (via quotethat)
Posted 8 hours ago at 1:05 am on Tuesday, September 30, 2014 with 80,346 notes
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mtsunews:

#MTSU True Blue walking bridge lit in blue neon at night between the Student Union and Student Services Buildings. (at Middle Tennessee State University (MTSU))

mtsunews:

#MTSU True Blue walking bridge lit in blue neon at night between the Student Union and Student Services Buildings. (at Middle Tennessee State University (MTSU))

Posted 8 hours ago at 1:04 am on Tuesday, September 30, 2014 with 6 notes
source: mtsunews  |  via: jonathonrenner

religiousmom:

for my final trick, i shall turn into a disappointment

Posted 8 hours ago at 1:01 am on Tuesday, September 30, 2014 with 324,366 notes
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marctheknight:

*hears a song* This is it. this is my theme song. if there were ever a song that would be my theme song, that would completely and entirely describe the essence of Me without leaving anything out and cutting any corners, it would be this song.
*hears another song* this is it. this is my theme song. if there were ever a song that would be my theme song, that would completely and entirely descri

Posted 8 hours ago at 1:01 am on Tuesday, September 30, 2014 with 33,921 notes
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prewars:

smallgovernment:

at this point I’ve nearly forgotten that pirating movies and software is illegal

(Source: exeggcute)

Posted 8 hours ago at 1:01 am on Tuesday, September 30, 2014 with 283,300 notes
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cwyonaiyama:

FAH, MULAN.

cwyonaiyama:

FAH, MULAN.

Posted 8 hours ago at 12:59 am on Tuesday, September 30, 2014 with 96,454 notes
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rolandalfred2nd:

I hope the son sees this when he gets older

(Source: winchestrbrothrs)

Posted 8 hours ago at 12:59 am on Tuesday, September 30, 2014 with 669,636 notes
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