things life is too short for:
- hating yourself
- pretending to laugh at “jokes” that are actually just bigoted statements
- not singing along to your favorite songs
- waiting hours to text someone back just to look cool
- bad coffee
- bad books
- mean people
- body shaming
- letting other people dictate your life
- larry’s storyline
If anyone needs me I’ll be drinking on the porch and throwing the ball for my dogs because I’m not really good at anything else.
I almost spit out my water
I´m laughing so much!
• 3 interesting facts about yourself
• a slightly exaggerated story about what you did this summer
for my final trick, i shall turn into a disappointment
*hears a song* This is it. this is my theme song. if there were ever a song that would be my theme song, that would completely and entirely describe the essence of Me without leaving anything out and cutting any corners, it would be this song.
*hears another song* this is it. this is my theme song. if there were ever a song that would be my theme song, that would completely and entirely descri
at this point I’ve nearly forgotten that pirating movies and software is illegal